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Money, kids, bills...

The most amazing card trick I've ever seen:

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Do you like optical illusions?

Rabbit-Duck

Doh!

This is a great trick. It works everywhere. When you read the the above box, did you say the - the or did you see the "double the". If you you did, did you catch it in this little blurb???

You can do this at the office, in school, or even at a bar. Write down a phrase and repeat words like the - at -or - and. You'll see that most people are fooled.

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How many of these can you figure out?

          Example: 16 = O in a P = Ounces in a Pound

 

1. 26 = L of the A
(hint: 26 letters of the A_______)

2. 7 = W of the A W

3. 1001 = A N

4. 12 = S of the Z

5. 54 = C in a D (with the J)

6. 9 = P in the S S

7. 88 = P K

8. 1 = M L on the C F

9. 0 = D C at which W F

10. 18 = H on a G C

11. 90 = D in a R A

12. 200 = D for P G in M

13. 8 = S on a S S

14. 3 = B M (S H T R)

15. 4 = Q in a G

16. 24 = H in a D

17. 1 = W on a U

18. 6 = L and N in a P C

19. 57 = H V

20. 11 = P on a F T

21. 12 = D of C

22. 29 = D in F in a L Y

23. 64 = S on a C B

24. 40 = D and N of the G F

25. 9 = P on a B T

26. 12 = E in a D

27. 1 = H in a D

28. 99 = B of B (O T W)

29. 1000 = W that a P is W

30. 5 = T on a F

31. 5 = F on a H

32. 60 = M in an H

33. 60 = S in a M

34. 10 = C

35. 93,000,000 = M to the S

36. 2 = P in a P

37. 32 = D F at which W F

38. 6 = W of H the E

39. 9 = L has a C

40. 101 = D

41. 30 = D H S A J and N

42. 1 = D at a T

43. 2 = T D (and a P in a P T)

44. 13 = C in a S

45. 8 = P of S in the E L

46. 20,000 = L U the S

47. 360 = D in a C

48. 13 = B D

49. 2001 = A S O

50. 6 = S on a C

51. 32 = T including W T

52. 100 = L on a C

53. 3 = W M

54. 7 = D

55. 1, 2 = B M S

56. 206 = B in the H B

57. 6 = S on a H

58. 4 = S in a Y

59. 21 = G S

60. 3 = S

61. 12 = I in a F

62. 1000 = C in a M

63. 5 = N in a Z C

64. 12 = M in a Y

65. 3 = P in a H G

66. 8 = L on a S

67. 20 = N on a D B

68. 7 = C in the W

69. 9 = I in a B G

70. 25 = C in a Q

71. 0 = D at the E

72. 7 = N in a P N

73. 4 = C D

74. 100 = Y in a C

75. 65 = M A of a S C

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